The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability to enjoy school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!