every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have a super power,

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!