The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to wear crocs.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!