the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!