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The ability to see through mirrors.
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the power to always hug people
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The power to turn into paper
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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.
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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos
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The power to go part way through walls
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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use
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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...
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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .
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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any
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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died
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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.
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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.
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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD
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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman
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the power to send future you crazy
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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!
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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The Power to have a bowel movement.
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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.
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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!