The ability to see through mirrors.

the power to always hug people

The power to turn into paper

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to go part way through walls

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

the power to send future you crazy

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!