The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Aweonao

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!