The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!