the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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To call me maybe

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!