The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Endless falling....

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!