The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!