My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!