The ability to be raped.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to not finish your

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!