MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!