for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!