The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be HUMAN

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!