The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!