The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!