The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fart flames

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to take a crap.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!