the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!