The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to create a meme

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!