The power to die at will.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to speak in cursive

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!