The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!