The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!