The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!