The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to have a black president

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!