The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!