the power to pee on command

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to die at will.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!