The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!