The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!