The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be buried at sea

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!