The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!