The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!