The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to poke

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!