The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of love

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!