The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!