- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

wast your time on the computer

the power of make your leg invisible

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to have a power

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to be super jewish

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Pointless Super Powers