Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power of exact change

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!