The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to die at will

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!