The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!