The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to vote

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!