The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to see through bones.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!