The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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to spelle caretly

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!