The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!