The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!