The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!