The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!