The power to do anything you don't want to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power of mind controlling...yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to move through light at the speed of time

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

thumb_up thumb_down +156

the ability to pee in your own butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The ability to drop everything you hold

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to make fish drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The ability to sense cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!