The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!