The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to enjoy school

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to be HUMAN

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to get really mad.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to not have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to see through my eye lids

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to know that Han Solo dies

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the power to see the things that are happening right

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!