beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!