the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!