The power to give your wife rights

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to write a country song

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!