The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!