The power to attract bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power of make your leg invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

the power to sleep during day

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Reverse Pooping

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power make tomatoes turn green.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to reed a platypus mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!