The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to be a complete troll

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!