The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!