The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to be phone

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!