The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!