The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!