The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!